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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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Photo 31 Jul 250,465 notes howlolcanyougo:

Fuck
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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

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Photo 31 Jul 74,819 notes xoshannonanne:


this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

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youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.

i have newfound respect for this man.

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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